17-year-old monkey clambers off Karl J's back, fucks off, dies

I try my best to not dwell on bad choices and wallow in regret, but not finishing my degree back in the mid-90s has been hanging over my head for many years now.  Well, not any longer.

That's right, bitches - I graduated from college today.  Yeah, it's just a Bachelor's and I'm 38 and it's in the same field as my soul-sucking, cubicle-dwelling day-job (Information Systems), but godammit - it sure is a relief to be done all the same. 

No idea what I'm doing from here.  No idea what I want to do when I grow up.  I'm OK with all that for today; it's just good to finally be done with this societal and professional obligation for now.  No more being ashamed of not having this stupid piece of paper in-hand. 

Cheers to all of the other graduates of the class of 2010 in MR land!   


Posted May 23 2010, 11:57 AM by Karl J

Comments

TheSlayerM wrote re: 17-year-old monkey clambers off Karl J's back, fucks off, dies
on Sun, May 23 2010 2:35 PM

Awesome!! Go Karl!! Congrats, dude :-)

JW wrote re: 17-year-old monkey clambers off Karl J's back, fucks off, dies
on Mon, May 24 2010 10:29 AM

Congrats, man.  

DeathMetalJesus wrote re: 17-year-old monkey clambers off Karl J's back, fucks off, dies
on Tue, May 25 2010 6:07 AM

Congratulations man!

LoneWatie wrote re: 17-year-old monkey clambers off Karl J's back, fucks off, dies
on Sun, May 30 2010 11:05 PM

Good for you sharing this, Karl. You deserve a mountain of kudos. Congratulations, my friend.

sweetiemuffinsugarplum wrote re: 17-year-old monkey clambers off Karl J's back, fucks off, dies
on Tue, Jun 1 2010 3:23 PM

Alright!

Captain wrote re: 17-year-old monkey clambers off Karl J's back, fucks off, dies
on Thu, Jun 3 2010 9:49 AM

Shit, I keep forgetting to congratulate you on this, Karl! I always get lost laughing my ass off at the title, man. Seriously, though, congrats!