The Great Cretaceous Blog

Nokturnal Mortum - Голос Сталі

2010-03-20T11:19:00Z

Album of 2009. No question.

Burn Notice

2010-03-05T15:42:00Z

Is a good show. I said so.

After 6 hours of writing

2010-02-15T17:03:00Z

I stand up and realize I'm tired. What the fuck? It ain't doin' shit that makes you tired, it's just livin'.

ALL OF RUST IN PEACE LIVE

2010-01-27T12:36:00Z

HOLY SHIT GENTLEMEN MEGADETH IS DOING A TOUR OF PLAYING ALL OF RUST IN PEACE.

AND THEY'RE COMING TO WASHINGTON DC.

THIS IS GOING TO

FUCK

FACE

OFF

Satanarchrist

2010-01-19T12:37:00Z

is heavy as FUCK.

Tietze Syndrome is fucking awful

2010-01-12T17:48:00Z

I sure fucking hope I am not stuck with this shit for the rest of my life. Feels like my fucking heart is fighting my lungs. Going to have to spend the rest of the day grimacing on the floor trying not to move.

I got a Danish Facebook email

2009-12-11T14:15:00Z

"Hej. Følgende person inviterede dig til at blive venner på Facebook:" it says.

Probably some sort of spam, as I don't have a Facebook account, just odd that I get it in Danish. I mean, of all the languages to fire out randomly, Danish doesn't seem like the one that'd have the highest success rate.

(If that is not Danish, fuck me. Just going by what it looks like.)

Oh, also, whoever one-starred me complaining about Castle, fuck you. Castle is shit and you suck.

My brother

2009-11-22T14:49:00Z

When hearing me tell him about the lifespan of the Assyrian empire (like a millennium and a half, ending in around 600 BC), he told me that was before humans were trucking around. I had to inform him that the current year is not counting up from the beginning of human history, but is arbitrarily counting up from the fairly modern times of the dawn of Christianity.

And yet I can have a discussion with him about whether or not Zhukov was a better general than Patton, the effectiveness of the Finnish armed forces against the Russians, Polish use of biplanes to combat Nazi bombers, the Polish government-in-exile during WW2 and the Cold War, the Red Army's conduct in WW2, etc.

I think my face has frozen into some sort of shocked, quizzical look.

The show Castle sucks ass

2009-11-17T12:58:00Z

And yet somehow it still gets two seasons and Firefly didn't even get one full one. Goddammit.

Wheelbarrow

2009-11-08T14:31:00Z

It's called a fucking wheelBARROW. I've made a shocking discovery that a number of people around me think it is a "wheelbarrel".

Somebody also fucked up the "Et tu, Brute?" line from Julius Caesar in my presence, and somebody else who seemed smart and was reading a book about the Punic Wars - after being told my Xbox Live gamertag - said Cretaceous "isn't a word".

Apparently I'm cultured and I had no idea.

Succeed

2009-10-02T10:27:00Z

What sort of asshole concocted that fuckin' word, "succeed"? The fucking thing has both sides of an irritating inconsistency in English right in the word. It's the same fucking consonant, why is it being pronounced two different ways?

My TOTTG poster gets a brother

2009-09-18T20:15:00Z

Yes it's a shitty image but you get the point.

It's "try to"

2009-09-18T13:23:00Z

Not "try and". I swear to god, I'm developing a tic [EDITED] that is going to develop into me having a seizure every time someone says "try and".

I live like 30 yards away from a cemetary

2009-09-02T10:21:00Z

That's pretty fucking metal. I just found that out after living here for a couple months, so that shows that I don't run around in it in a cape all creepy-like at night. ....Not yet, anyway.

WOOO IMAGE FROM THE INTERNETS

2009-08-05T14:04:00Z

This just in: I would totally boff my daughter.