Now Having Impure Thoughts About...

This post has 4,995 Replies | 48 Followers

Top 50 Contributor
Posts 3,268
Points 58,180
Reason replied on Mon, Aug 31 2009 9:58 PM

Oh man, I really hate Flo and her "big, tricked-out name tag."

Top 10 Contributor
Posts 6,606
Points 107,155

idesofmarch:

that one reminds me of my girlfriend.

 

Is it because she looks like her or because she dresses slutty and poses on funiture like her? Or both?

Top 25 Contributor
Posts 5,939
Points 101,465

i used to know a girl that kind of looked like Flo but way better looking. similar facial structure, just hotter. and way less annoying.

Top 25 Contributor
Posts 5,939
Points 101,465
Top 25 Contributor
Posts 5,939
Points 101,465
Top 75 Contributor
Posts 1,750
Points 33,985

Reason:

Oh man, I really hate Flo and her "big, tricked-out name tag."

i'm definitely one of those weirdo's that she just strikes a chord with...they definitely put together the whole "girlfriend material" package for her character and actually made it relevant to the product, and they've exploded as a result; the company was founded in 1937 and i'd never even heard of them until those commercials

also, MOAR CELESTE

Top 100 Contributor
Posts 694
Points 11,815

 

Oh the things I'd do to this woman..

Top 25 Contributor
Posts 5,284
Points 108,525

CELESTE STAR DAY!

She's definitely one of my favourites.

Top 10 Contributor
Posts 7,702
Points 140,310
Top 50 Contributor
Posts 2,702
Points 54,815
Reviewer
dave replied on Tue, Sep 8 2009 9:08 PM

Y'know who I'm not having Impure Thoughts (TM) about? Tila Tequila. She's naners.

Top 10 Contributor
Posts 7,702
Points 140,310

God is that bitch annoying. And I believe Merriman.

Top 50 Contributor
Posts 2,702
Points 54,815
Reviewer
dave replied on Tue, Sep 8 2009 9:11 PM

Yeah, me too, and I'm not the kind of guy who's A) inclined to believe anybody who pleads innocence through a press-release B) believe a dude like Merriman.

Top 10 Contributor
Posts 7,702
Points 140,310

I don't even know why athletes bother sending those lawyerly things anyway. It was a citizen's arrest, she's an attention whore who essentially faked being bi and disgraced lesbians everywhere by proclaiming herself a champion of dykedom and it doesn't seem likely that someone would accuse another of being drunk off their ass when the whole thing was documented by cops and could quickly be disproven if she weren't. Plus if he touched her she'd probably be dead.

Top 75 Contributor
Posts 1,750
Points 33,985

uh-ohhh!!  i smell a new buzz guys!

NICE ASS

Top 10 Contributor
Posts 7,702
Points 140,310

jacksonlefteye:

uh-ohhh!!  i smell a new buzz guys!

?

jacksonlefteye:

NICE ASS

I purposely didn't post an up-close of her ass because it looks very cellulitey:

 

 

 

Page 139 of 334 (4996 items) « First ... < Previous 137 138 139 140 141 Next > ... Last » | RSS