cchellis: Six months or bust, Lee. Six months or bust.
Six months or bust, Lee. Six months or bust.
Whoever invented that whole 'women are sexy when pregnant' bullshit is a fucking liar.
my wife was a farting, incontinent moody whale and and extra 60ibs up front is NOT sexy- they dont glow-they sweat profusely.
lying fuck
erikt@metalreview: Whoever invented that whole 'women are sexy when pregnant' bullshit is a fucking liar. my wife was a farting, incontinent moody whale and and extra 60ibs up front is NOT sexy- they dont glow-they sweat profusely. lying fuck
Finally, a guy who will tell the truth. I'm so used to guys being "no honey, you don't look like a whale, you're beautiful!!!" Bullshit, women. You rapidly gained half-again your weight and your stomach is twice as big as a professional wing-bowler. You look like a fucking whale, and you're just about as attractive a prospect of a lay. Deal with it, and if you can't, abortion is still legal.
ha ha, traumatic period in your life? Yeah thankfully I've never had to deal with that. I heard stories of it though.
Lycanthropus Rex: erikt@metalreview: Whoever invented that whole 'women are sexy when pregnant' bullshit is a fucking liar. my wife was a farting, incontinent moody whale and and extra 60ibs up front is NOT sexy- they dont glow-they sweat profusely. lying fuck Finally, a guy who will tell the truth. I'm so used to guys being "no honey, you don't look like a whale, you're beautiful!!!" Bullshit, women. You rapidly gained half-again your weight and your stomach is twice as big as a professional wing-bowler. You look like a fucking whale, and you're just about as attractive a prospect of a lay. Deal with it, and if you can't, abortion is still legal.
PERHAPS YOU TWO COULD HAVE MENTIONED THIS BEFORE WE DECLARED OUR OFFICIAL STANCE RE: WHETHER OR NOT IT IS HAWT?!
You alright there, dude? You've seemed angry in your last few posts.
I'M THE ONE WHO'S ANGRY! YOU SONSOFBITCHES HAVE LEFT ME HANGING NOW THAT I'VE DECLARED THAT WE ALL THINK PREGNANCY IS HAWT!
does fucking a very pregnant woman still count as a threesome ?
funeralthirst7: does fucking a very pregnant woman still count as a threesome ?
Oh god
Only if you're long enough?
sloanan: funeralthirst7: does fucking a very pregnant woman still count as a threesome ? Only if you're long enough?
No that'll just leave a mark and that baby's head will look like Niagara falls
LeadMassager: sloanan: funeralthirst7: does fucking a very pregnant woman still count as a threesome ? Only if you're long enough? No that'll just leave a mark and that baby's head will look like Niagara falls
that is a hilarious visual youve just put in my head.
ok, back on topic here
For the record, I thought the lesbian pornos Belladonna did while pregnant were fuckin' aces.