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Six months or bust, Lee. Six months or bust.

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Whoever invented that whole 'women are sexy when pregnant' bullshit is a fucking liar.

my wife was a farting, incontinent moody whale and and extra 60ibs up front is NOT sexy- they dont glow-they sweat profusely.

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Whoever invented that whole 'women are sexy when pregnant' bullshit is a fucking liar.

my wife was a farting, incontinent moody whale and and extra 60ibs up front is NOT sexy- they dont glow-they sweat profusely.

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Finally, a guy who will tell the truth. I'm so used to guys being "no honey, you don't look like a whale, you're beautiful!!!" Bullshit, women. You rapidly gained half-again your weight and your stomach is twice as big as a professional wing-bowler. You look like a fucking whale, and you're just about as attractive a prospect of a lay. Deal with it, and if you can't, abortion is still legal.

 

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lee replied on Mon, May 4 2009 7:46 AM

erikt@metalreview:

Whoever invented that whole 'women are sexy when pregnant' bullshit is a fucking liar.

my wife was a farting, incontinent moody whale and and extra 60ibs up front is NOT sexy- they dont glow-they sweat profusely.

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ha ha, traumatic period in your life? Yeah thankfully I've never had to deal with that. I heard stories of it though.

 

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Radar replied on Mon, May 4 2009 7:54 AM

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erikt@metalreview:

Whoever invented that whole 'women are sexy when pregnant' bullshit is a fucking liar.

my wife was a farting, incontinent moody whale and and extra 60ibs up front is NOT sexy- they dont glow-they sweat profusely.

lying fuck

Finally, a guy who will tell the truth. I'm so used to guys being "no honey, you don't look like a whale, you're beautiful!!!" Bullshit, women. You rapidly gained half-again your weight and your stomach is twice as big as a professional wing-bowler. You look like a fucking whale, and you're just about as attractive a prospect of a lay. Deal with it, and if you can't, abortion is still legal.

 

PERHAPS YOU TWO COULD HAVE MENTIONED THIS BEFORE WE DECLARED OUR OFFICIAL STANCE RE: WHETHER OR NOT IT IS HAWT?!

 

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Lycanthropus Rex:

erikt@metalreview:

Whoever invented that whole 'women are sexy when pregnant' bullshit is a fucking liar.

my wife was a farting, incontinent moody whale and and extra 60ibs up front is NOT sexy- they dont glow-they sweat profusely.

lying fuck

Finally, a guy who will tell the truth. I'm so used to guys being "no honey, you don't look like a whale, you're beautiful!!!" Bullshit, women. You rapidly gained half-again your weight and your stomach is twice as big as a professional wing-bowler. You look like a fucking whale, and you're just about as attractive a prospect of a lay. Deal with it, and if you can't, abortion is still legal.

 

 

You alright there, dude? You've seemed angry in your last few posts.

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Radar replied on Mon, May 4 2009 1:07 PM

I'M THE ONE WHO'S ANGRY! YOU SONSOFBITCHES HAVE LEFT ME HANGING NOW THAT I'VE DECLARED THAT WE ALL THINK PREGNANCY IS HAWT!

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does fucking a very pregnant woman still count as a threesome ?

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Reason replied on Mon, May 4 2009 4:17 PM

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does fucking a very pregnant woman still count as a threesome ?

Oh god

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sloanan replied on Mon, May 4 2009 4:25 PM

funeralthirst7:

does fucking a very pregnant woman still count as a threesome ?

Only if you're long enough?

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funeralthirst7:

does fucking a very pregnant woman still count as a threesome ?

Only if you're long enough?

No that'll just leave a mark and that baby's head will look like Niagara falls

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funeralthirst7:

does fucking a very pregnant woman still count as a threesome ?

Only if you're long enough?

No that'll just leave a mark and that baby's head will look like Niagara falls

 

that is a hilarious visual youve just put in my head.

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Reason replied on Mon, May 4 2009 11:49 PM

ok, back on topic here

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For the record, I thought the lesbian pornos Belladonna did while pregnant were fuckin' aces.

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