I was brutally headbutted by Alan Averill of Primordial.

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lee replied on Mon, May 18 2009 2:10 PM

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The Great Cretaceous Bob:

So Ville's a dick for not wanting to be called "brother"....

No, he's a dick for making a snide remark to someone that was going out of their way to give him a compliment. 

...but this Averill guy isn't a dick for refusing to accept / being entirely ignorant of a culture that supports his band?

What?

 

 

I'm pretty sure AVerill doesn't like lesbian porn so Bob is like all against him but Ville is a neo-con so Bob is feeling his issues.

 

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Had none of those bands been to the US before?(aside from swashbuckle of course)

i'm 90% certain this is primordial's first american tour, or at least in san francisco, Alan mentioned something about "...took us 20 years to make it out here..." so i kinda took that as this being their first american tour...which is why i think i did everything short of speaking in tongues lol, afterwards i said to my roommate "So i kinda like them if ya couldn't tell..." and he just gave me this look like i'd returned from a different planet after 20 years

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Paganfest is indeed Primordial's first full Stateside tour.

 They played their first show on US soil at the inaugural Heathen Crusade Festival, which I attended and enjoyed thoroughly.  That was right after The Gathering Wilderness came out.  Setlist was something like....

 

  • The Golden Spiral 
  • Song of the Tomb
  • The Gathering Wilderness
  • To Enter Pagan
  • Sons of the Morrigan
  • The Coffin Ships

 

 

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flah replied on Mon, May 18 2009 9:02 PM

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The Great Cretaceous Bob:

So Ville's a dick for not wanting to be called "brother"....

No, he's a dick for making a snide remark to someone that was going out of their way to give him a compliment. 

...but this Averill guy isn't a dick for refusing to accept / being entirely ignorant of a culture that supports his band?

What?

 

 

Being called brother is a failure of a compliment. It's like being hit in the face with retard cum lovingly wrapped in an Affliction shirt.

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lee replied on Mon, May 18 2009 9:54 PM

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The Great Cretaceous Bob:

So Ville's a dick for not wanting to be called "brother"....

No, he's a dick for making a snide remark to someone that was going out of their way to give him a compliment. 

...but this Averill guy isn't a dick for refusing to accept / being entirely ignorant of a culture that supports his band?

What?

 

 

Being called brother is a failure of a compliment. It's like being hit in the face with retard cum lovingly wrapped in an Affliction shirt.

Dude I call all my friend "bro" and "brother" it isn't that bad unless the entire extent of your life revolves around 2nd life, posting on metal boards and thinking you are some kind of intellectual artist because you play in a metal band. :)

 

 

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Captain replied on Mon, May 18 2009 10:04 PM

I greatly prefer "brother" over "brah."

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i usually call immigrants stuff like "brozeph" and "homeslice" just to be a dick, throws em off and they dont know what to make of me...i do a lot of that...i'm not well-liked in public

/hold me

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Captain replied on Mon, May 18 2009 10:16 PM

I used to work with this mechanic that called everyone "dadder." That's a weird one, huh?

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Captain:

I used to work with this mechanic that called everyone "dadder." That's a weird one, huh?

yeah that's just...strange...i would've started calling him "mommit" just to get him to stop

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Captain replied on Mon, May 18 2009 10:21 PM

he also cut half his pinky off one morning at about 9am and was back at work at 4pm.

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Ash replied on Mon, May 18 2009 10:24 PM

I agree with Cap...Brah is annoying. But if you have lived with Africans, you get used to it

I wonder if that Ville would take offense to somebody saying "mate" to him.

How many people actually resort to first names without there being the medium of an introduction? It was just a passing comment.

So yea, unless he proves otherwise............... Ville aka Mr Hollywood=Dick 

 

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The Great Cretaceous Bob:

So Ville's a dick for not wanting to be called "brother"....

No, he's a dick for making a snide remark to someone that was going out of their way to give him a compliment.

I don't know, the guy is from Finland. I'm allowing a bit of room for cultural differences. Here one might be used to being called "brother", while that may not be such a normal thing in another country. Sometimes I listen to my own slang and realize that I sound like a jackoff sometimes.

I'm also suspicious of the validity of this tale, given that Ville was first described as a guitarist. Doesn't sound like an attentive person, so there may be details missing. After all, initially we were told that Ville was agitated that this guy didn't know his name, and that obviously wasn't the case.

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...but this Averill guy isn't a dick for refusing to accept / being entirely ignorant of a culture that supports his band?

What?

I don't know how it isn't a "fuck you" to the fans when a guy is either ignorant of or completely unaccepting of a culture that buys his artistic output. If a bunch of people all over the world decided to buy my shit and they all had a well-known hand-sign that they used constantly, I'd use it a couple times at least to say, "Hey, thanks, I get you."

I find these complaints pretty funny though. Of course you're not going to get along with band members sometimes. I'm not buying their shit based on the assumption that I'd like them as people.

lee:

Most dudes in bands are idiots, if they weren't they would have found something else to do with their time besides brood and learn to play an instrument.

Sorry, but I'm not going to shit on the people who make art that I highly value, so go fuck yourself.

lee:

I'm pretty sure AVerill doesn't like lesbian porn so Bob is like all against him but Ville is a neo-con so Bob is feeling his issues.

I like how you run around the forums screaming every single detail I ever reveal about myself, portraying it in the worst light possible, and yet you rip down a photo you put up of yourself after I turned it into a humorous and largely harmless captioned picture.

You're a pretty cunty bitch for being so sensitive.

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jesus christ you suck, bob...thanks for so eloquently concluding such a pointless argument

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It's what I do.

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lee replied on Tue, May 19 2009 9:39 AM

If you want to respect music dudes for making your "art " go right ahead. I'm still calling them brah.

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